Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish

Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish


[monitor beeping steadily] [thunder booming] – HI, YOU MUST BE LIAM. – HEY, BUDDY,
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? – [hoarsely]
I’M FEELING FINE, DR. GUPTA. JUST FINE. – THIS IS MARION GLASS, AND SHE’S FROM
THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION. – MARION GLASS. – HOW ARE YOU
FEELING TODAY, LIAM? – I’M FINE, MARION GLASS.
– GOOD. WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS
THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER, HUH? WE AT THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION
MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE FOR LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS
WHO ARE VERY SICK JUST LIKE YOU. – THERE ARE NO CHILDREN
LIKE ME, MARION GLASS. – OH, OF COURSE NOT. YOU’RE ONE OF A KIND,
BUT WE’RE GONNA MAKE ANY DREAM COME TRUE
THAT YOU COULD EVER HAVE, OKAY? – ANYTHING? – THAT’S RIGHT, BUDDY.
THAT’S RIGHT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH
YOUR FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM? WHAT ABOUT BE SUPERMAN
FOR A DAY? – I WISH TO DROWN A MAN. [eerie music] ♪ – WHAT? – TO DROWN A MAN IN THE BATHTUB. TO HOLD HIM DOWN
WHILE THE LAST BREATH ESCAPES HIS BODY,
AND THEN BATHE IN THAT WATER, ALL THE WHILE SINGING, ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪ LA-LA, LA – LIAM. – YOU SAID ANYTHING. – WELL, S-SURELY WE DON’T WANT
TO HURT OTHER PEOPLE, NOW, DO WE, KIDDO? [both laugh uneasily] ANYTHING ELSE? FLY IN A HOT AIR BALLOON
OR MEET A CELEBRITY? – MY NEW WISH IS TO LEAN OVER
THE BODY OF A DYING MAN AND PUT MY LIPS ON HIS,
STEALING HIS LAST BREATH. [inhales] – LIAM. – NO ONE WILL GET HURT. – ABSOLUTELY NOT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU– – I WISH TO TAKE
ALL THE PROSTHETIC LEGS IN THE HOSPITAL
AND BIND THEM TOGETHER WITH THE DRIED FLESH
OF THE DEAD INTO A WEBBED MASSIVE CREATURE,
AND– – LIAM! I AM SO SORRY, MS. GLASS.
– IT’S ALL RIGHT. HE–HE DOESN’T KNOW
WHAT HE’S SAYING. – I WISH TO PEE
IN YOUR MOUTH. – WHAT?
– BOTH OF YOU. – MINE? – ESPECIALLY YOU.
– OH. – I WISH TO PEE
IN BOTH OF YOUR MOUTHS AS I STAND OVER YOU. I’LL NEED A GLASS OF WATER
IN TEN MINUTES. – ENOUGH,
YOU LITTLE SHIT! – DR. GUPTA! – NO. YOU ARE REPREHENSIBLE. YOU ARE EVIL. YOU ARE A DEVIL CHILD. – [whimpering] – DR. GUPTA,
HE’S NOT A DEVIL CHILD. HE’S JUST A CHILD. YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WORKING
IN A PEDIATRIC WARD. – WHAT?
– I’M GONNA REPORT YOU. – [crying] [door slams] – ♪ SHAME ON YOU, GUPTA ♪ SHAME ON YOU, GUPTA YOU REALLY UPSET
MARION GLASS. – THIS IS INSANE. YOU’VE MADE ME QUESTION
EVERYTHING THAT I’VE EVER BELIEVED ABOUT THE
ESSENTIAL GOODNESS OF CHILDREN. – WISH GRANTED. [flatlining] – [gasps]
– [giggles] I AM DYING THOUGH. [flatlining]

100 comments

  1. Devil child: ☠️
    Doctor: *touches neck*
    Devil child: *is still fucking alive*
    *jumpscares enters the chat*
    Me: *screaming el diablo and citing the holy bible*

  2. The first wish threw me off guard. Heart started racing but was smiling at the same time. Smh dam you key. πŸ˜‚

  3. 3:58 that laugh!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣 then β€œI am dying tho” lmaoo me too, Peele, me too.

  4. Ψ§Ω„ΨΉΨ±Ψ§Ω‚ Ω…Ψ± Ω…Ω† Ω‡Ω†Ψ§πŸ’œπŸ™‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. KANYE :"Doctors say he's the illest"
    – Doctors rush out, masks and gloved hands poised and sterile
    Look around, scanning the wounded, bloody, tearing crowd
    One doctor: "Who's the illest???_"
    Lead doctor, looks at child: "HE'S THE ILLEST"
    — "'Cause he's suffering from realness… ?"
    —- "'Cause it's realness"
    Doctors rush to said child

  6. Whoops my phones about to die but all of the outlets are take, what do I do?
    I know I’ll unplug the one that’s connected to a seemingly useless thing that’s definitely not the life support.

    Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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