Key & Peele – Ultimate C**k Blocker

Key & Peele – Ultimate C**k Blocker


UGH, MAN I REALLY HAD TO GET OUT
OF THE HOUSE. – I WAS GLAD YOU CAME OUT.
– I APPRECIATE IT FOR REAL. – LOOK HERE,
YOU CHECK THIS GIRL OUT, MAN. SHE IS FINE. – SHE AIGHT.
– REALLY? – HEY, MAN, I AM GOING TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM. – OKAY, MAN.
SEE YOU IN A BIT. – YOU KNOW WHAT? I TOLD MYSELF THIS MORNING
I WASN’T GONNA FALL IN LOVE. YOU WENT AND MADE ME BREAK
MY ONLY RULE. I’M GONNA TAKE THAT
RIGHT QUICK– I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT.
I’M GOING TO USE THAT. OKAY.
[chuckles] – OH, HEY, WHAT’S UP, MAN?
YOU JUST GOT HER NUMBER, HUH? – YEAH, CHEYENNE.
– OH, IS THAT HER NAME? – YEAH, SHE WAS FLY-Y. – THAT’S THE GIRL
I WAS TALKING ABOUT. – OH, SNAP. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
– YEAH, DUDE. – OH, I’M SORRY.
– IT AIN’T NO THING, MAN. FORGET IT.
THERE’S PLENTY OF HOTTIES HERE. – I JUST THOUGHT YOU
WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. – CHECK HER OUT. [mouths words] – I’M NOT A SPORTS MAN,
BUT… THINK ME AND YOU
COULD TOUCH DOWN LATER, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I’M SAYING. [chuckles] AM I BEING STUPID?
BUT FOR REAL THOUGH. JUST GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER,
WHATEVER. THANK YOU, GIRL.
I’MA TAKE THAT FROM YOU. – HOW DID YOU GET
OVER HERE SO FAST? – HUH? – NOTHING.
IT JUST SEEMED LIKE YOU– – OH, DAMN.
THAT REPORTER IS SMOKIN’ HOT. WHAT THE [bleep]? [ominous music] ♪ NO. NO! NO! [chuckles madly] HUH?
YEAH. NO.
NO! – HEY, BABY.
– HOW ARE YOU– ARE YOU DOING THAT?
– HONEY, WHAT’S WRONG? – OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU. I’M SORRY. I WAS OUT, I WAS LOOKING
AT OTHER WOMEN TONIGHT. BUT YOU ARE ALL THERE IS. ALL RIGHT,
I LOVE YOU.

100 comments

  1. The thing here is, is that Peele was a visual projection of himself (Key), a representation of his lust towards other women. By the end of the sketch he realized how far it had gone and was horrified by what he had become, always attempting to deceive and entice other women into sex or romantic relationships. And when he looks at his reflection in the mirror, that's all he can see himself as, and it scares him to realize and become aware of who he really is and what he has actually been doing. There was no Peele, there was no cock blocking friend… only himself.

  2. Anyone else interested in hearing more about the pegasus riots? Also, I'm gonna have to check out that Murder Police show, for real.

  3. Bitch ass nigga you better give me your money, I shoot you in the ass if you think its funny. New song lyric i just made up

  4. 1:51 – dude did he actually draw the boobs above shoulders? And then on the next cut it's a different picture with boos on a more proper position 😀

  5. But racist bitches don't want him involved with the twilight zone. Jealous, talentless, bottom feeding, loser ass , bum ass, pathetic excuse for even trash. Haters.

  6. Every single fucking video…….This shows Jordans ability to make horror……OKAY YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE 34343TH PERSON TO SAY THAT!

  7. Even the stick man version of him made that infamous Peele face with eyebrow raise! That face he makes gets me Everytime!

  8. I used to have a friend who was the opposite of this,same prob though blocking all the guys from me,were not friends,that ended long ago.

  9. That's not a cock blocker. That's just a dude who moves in fast. A cock blocker steps in when you're already talking to a girl and says something to bust you two up, even if it means neither of you get the girl. "Hey what's your girlfriend's name again?" " We have to leave right now if we're going to make it back to your parents place in time." Etc

  10. I love how the retarded sheeple failed to notice the blatant sex kitten M K Ultra reference.
    Key and Peele are Luciferians.

  11. I think it would be so funny, if he looked at a porn vid and shows him at the start of some cheesy porn 😂😂😂

  12. That's why you don't let your girlfriend meet your jealous friends. Is your girlfriend going to be there don't say yes to that question dumbass

  13. If you really think about it, Keegan-Michael Key's character is in a relationship during the events of the Sketch, therefore his cockblocking friend can be seen as a subconscious moral guideline designed to keep Key's character from cheating on his girlfriend/wife/fiancee. Or he is suffering from a form of multiple personality disorder. Or he just has a paranormal, teleporting, reality altering and cockblocking friend who just is a dick.

  14. Man the first girl was perfect then the second was cute the third was alright. Overall those girls are crazy good looking I'd trade in a testicle for a second with one

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