Leaks Can’t Stop Me Now

Leaks Can’t Stop Me Now


God, I love morning drop-off Whose up for 9am Zumba? Oh God, no *sneeze* *squirt* She peed. I’ve been there. I…I’m sorry… I didn’t push sweet babies out of this vag to be sneakin’ around like a stray cat, just ‘cause I am leaking So I popped out a baby or two (guess what) It don’t make me shy, it don’t wreck my mood (hell no) I roll up to Zumba in my hot velveteen pants (uh-huh) believe it This allergy season, gonna cough like a champ, I mean it. So I popped out a baby or three, guess what? I got style and poise, I’m fresh and I’m free (hell yeah) Check my strut, check my jump, check my jazz Check my jogging, kick boxing , trampoline flipping ass Honey we can kick this dribble to its knees Stop, cock a hip, squeeze Then sneeze…Oh… Oh…. Stop, cock a hip, squeeze… Before we were moms we were tight, we were pert But now 1 in 3 of us deals with the squirt Well, it ain’t 1850 any more So line your panties, grab your dance shoes And get on out the door. Check my strut, check my junk, check my jazz Check my jogging, kick boxing , trampoline flipping ass Honey we can kick this dribble to it’s knees Stop, cock a hip, squeeze Check my sway, check my spin, check my shimmy, check my swag Check my super hot yoga downward dog-facing ass Honey we can kick this dribble to it’s knees Stop, cock a hip, squeeze

100 comments

  1. Okay this helps me actually I will squeeze, sneeze, bleed if you know what I mean hey just made a rhyme lol

  2. I fucking HATE allergy season for this very reason….I had to put my foot down with husband and told him DONT EVER TICKLE ME. (He's an amazing awesome husband, and while he does his best to be understanding, he doesn't know what a slack bladder is like! But I wouldn't trade him for anyone…he doesn't mind going into a Colorado pot store and request products designed to combat period pain for me).

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