School Days (Based on the movie “First Period”)

School Days (Based on the movie “First Period”)


Hey Diary, it’s me, Cassie! So my mom just got transferred to a new job, which means new people. Talk about worst timing ever! But I’m gonna try and stay positive about this whole thing, and see this as an opportunity to be amazing, and I’ll definitely have friends in no time! After all, I’m Cassie Glenn, totally rockin’ superstar extraordinare, you’re welcome. [Mrs. Glenn:] Oh Cassie, have you been scribbling in that diary of yours again? Good morning, mother. If you don’t be careful, you’re gonna get arthritis. Actually, I was scribbling about this… lovely place. Hurry up, or we’re gonna be late. I packed your lunch, and when you get to school, remember, go straight to the guidance counselor’s office and get your class schedule. Okay mother, see you later. Love you. I love you, too. And happy birthday. What? It’s not my– ow! Rude! They grow up so fast. Hey guys, what’s the haps, how’s it hanging? What are you? Rhetorical. And why are you speaking to us? Literal. I’m Cassie Glenn, totally rockin’ superstar extraordinare. You’re welcome. And I’m new here and it’s my first day. I’m Dirk, and this is Brett. Um, is there something wrong with you? Other than hating Mondays, am I right, new best friends? Um, this is Heather. And Heather. Oh my gosh, is there an echo in here? Cos… I’m totally kidding, I love everything about you guys. Sleepover at my place, whaaaaaat?? Um, seriously though. Is there something wrong with you? Well, now that we’ve been acquainted.. Go away. Actually, I’m trying to find the guidance counselor’s office, so if you can point me in the right direction, that’d be so totally rad of you. Sure. It’s right back where you came from. So you should go there. I must’ve totally passed it. Thank you! Okay, we’re out of here. Well, don’t be a stranger! I won’t if you will! Oh, excuse me! Yes? I mean, okay. I mean, whatever you want. Oh, I haven’t asked you anything yet. Oh, I’m sorry. Not a lot of people talk to me. Well, I’m looking for the guidance counselor’s office but I cannot find it anywhere. I could take you there! I mean, if you want. Oh my gosh, that’d be so totally awesome rad of you, but don’t you have a class or something? Yeah, but they just think I’m a coat rack anyway. It’s the pointy shoulders. So, it’s neat to meet you. I’m Cassie Glenn, totally rockin’ superstar extraordinare, you’re welcome. Heh. I’m Margaret Tandice Obscenity Miller, but most people just call me Maggie. Hey, turdface! Heh.. most people.. Neat! So where are headed, new best friend? Human contact. So there are a lot of flyers talking about the talent competition this Friday. Yeah, it’s stupid. I think it’s perfect! Perfect, is what I mean to say, it’s perfect! Wait. Why? Well, I definitely want to win. And of course I’m amazing at everything. But if I want to win, that only leaves me five days to become popular. How are you going to become popular in five days? It’s as easy as becoming a totally rockin’ superstar extraordinare, you’re welcome. A totally rockin’ superstar extraordinare, because I.. You know one?! Oh my gosh, is it Alf? No! I am one! Cassie Glenn, totally rockin’ superstar extraordinare, you’re welcome! Thank you. Anyway, we have to wear the totally coolest clothes. But only the popular kids wear cool clothes.. Then we have to get in with their group. Do you think, if I did all those things, I could be popular too? Sure, but we’d better start working on our talent if we’re gonna perform this Friday.. partner. Oh my gosh! Cassie, thank you so much! Stop talking. I have news. That homeless cow over there wants to become popular in five days, so she can win the talent show on Friday. What? No one can become popular that fast. Or in her case, ever. Well, she’s new here. Maybe she just wants friends. I think we should be nice to her. (laughs)(gasps) I have a plan. I’m scared, Cassie. I think I’m gonna barf. No, don’t! Gosh, Maggie, are you trying to get us disqualified? (releases air) I’m sorry, I– Anyway, of course we can do this. I’m a totally rockin’ superstar extraordinare. But what does that have to do with– My point is, if Ebenezer Scrooge can banish all those demons and save the town from rats in time for Christmas, so can we. That’s not how it happened.. [Talent Show Host:] With her modeling talent, Heather Brennan! My name is Heather, and I’m going to be modeling for you. But not just modeling. I’m also gonna read you a story. Hey, that’s my diary! This story’s about a girl who moved to a new school. She’s a freak. And nobody likes her! Except for her other freak friend. And they make everybody want to just barf! And they all die. Except for me. I’m so sorry. I can’t do this. Things were so much easier when no one knew I existed. She’s right, just look at us! We are freaks. Exactly, Maggie! We are freaks! And that’s awesome. You’re an amazing person. I know it. Now it’s time to let the whole school know it. And, we may be freaks, but we’re the freakiest freaks, and we’re gonna go freak their mother-freakin’ minds. I love it when you pep talk, Cassie. [Talent Show Host:] Now, the song stylings of Cassie Glenn, and Maggie Miller! (sung:) SHOW THE GOOD SHOW THE GOOD INSIDE YOU’RE MY FRIEND THERE’S NO NEED TO HIDE I’M M.C. MAGGIE AND I’M HERE TO SHOUT, IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, THEN CHECK US OUT! (spoken:) Yeah, check ’em out! (sobbing squeals) [Talent Show Host:] And, by a unanimous vote, Cassie Glenn and Maggie Miller win the talent competition! We did it, Cassie! No, we did it! That’s what I just said…

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