Sofia Vergara Bares All On Magazine Cover

Sofia Vergara Bares All On Magazine Cover


I’VE UNBUCKLED PULLING UP THE DRIVEWAY AND THOSE WARNING CHIMES COME ON. ACTRESS SOFIA VERGARA IS GETTING HONEST ABOUT HER BODY. AS PART OF THAT SHE’S BARING IT ALL AT THE AGE OF 45. WE CAN’T REALLY SEE IT ALL, BUT IT’S ALL THERE. WE’RE ASSUMING IT’S ALL THERE. VERGARA SAYS BEING NAKED IS POWERFUL AND SENSUAL AND CAN BE FUN. OUR VIEWERS SHOULD KNOW JASON REALLY DID HIS RESEARCH BEFORE THIS STORY. DEDICATED. YEAH, YOU WERE REALLY READING UP ON IT IT BEFORE. IT TAKES COURAGE WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE SOFIA VERGARA TO SAY YOU’RE GOING TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE. I’M JUST PROUD OF HER FOR TAKING A STAND FOR ALL WOMEN. I LIVE IN THE SUBURBS, AS YOU KNOW. 45-YEAR-OLD WOMEN WHO LOOK MUCH LIKE SOFIA VERGARA. ALL AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. ALL OVER 86th AVENUE. THAT’S THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. SHE’S 45. BUT COME ON. SHE IS GORGEOUS. A VERY SORT OF SEXY PERSON. THIS ISN’T YOUR TYPICAL 45-YEAR- OLD. SHE SAYS PEOPLE COME UP TO HER AND SAY ALL THE TIME OH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE IN YOUR 20s. SHE DOES. SHE SAYS THAT’S NOT TRUE. I GUESS WHEN YOU REMOVE THE LAYERS OF CLOTHES THE YEARS JUST PILE ON. I MEAN, LOOK, I THINK THIS GIVES HOPE TO ANY 45-YEAR-OLD OUT THERE WHO ONLY HAS A CHEAT DAY ON THURSDAY AND WORKS OUT WITH A TRAINER THREE OR FOUR DAYS A WEEK AND MAKES MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT YOU TOO — AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE PEOPLE TAKING CARE OF YOUR KIDS. YOU TOO CAN LOOK JUST LIKE SOFIA VERGARA AND YOU SHOULD RECLAIM YOUR NATURAL BEAUTY. THESE ARE GOOD GENES. COME ON. YOU GUYS DON’T THINK THIS IS HELPFUL AT ALL? EVEN IF IT’S NOT REALISTIC. IS IT NOT ASPIRATIONAL FOR PEOPLE TO THINK OKAY, SHE’S 45. IF I PUT IN SOME MORE EFFORT OR WATCH WHAT I EAT BETTER MAYBE I CAN GET CLOSER TO A HEALTHIER SHAPE? THE ONE THING I TAKE AWAY FROM IT IT IS SHE OWNS HER AGE. SHE DOESN’T PRETEND SHE’S YOUNGER. SHE OWNS HER AGE. THAT’S GOOD. I THINK THE FACT WE CAN LOOK AT SOMEONE WHO IS 45 AND CELEBRATE HER BEAUTY. SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. SHE’S ALSO A GREAT COMEDIC ACTRESS. I THINK SHE’S HILARIOUS. AND SHE’S CELEBRATING HER OWN — SHE’S MAKING THE CHOICE TO DO THIS. I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT THAT; RIGHT? THERE ARE WOMEN IN THEIR 40s, 50s, 60s WHO ARE MORE FIT THAN EVER BEFORE WHO ARE EATING IN A WAY THAT TREATS THEIR BODY WITH THE RESPECT THAT EVERYBODY ELSE SHOULD TREAT THEIR BODY. YOU SAY SHE OWNS HER BODY. AFTER SEVERAL MORE EASY PAYMENTS SHE WILL OWN THE ENTIRE PART OF HER BODY. SHE DOES OWN HER OWN UNDERWEAR COMPANY. SIGH, ALL THIS RESEARCH. YOU’RE GOING TO DO THIS WEATHER. I’VE GOT MORE RESEARCH. I BELIEVE SHE’S TALKING ABOUT NOT BEING COMPLETELY NATURAL. THAT’S A DIFFERENT STORY. LET’S TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER. SPEAKING OF BRAVE, IT IS

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