Weird Things Pregnant Couples Do

Weird Things Pregnant Couples Do


(playful music)
– Come on, come on, show us some movement. – Come on, give us like a
hand or a foot, something. – Give us something we
can send to grandma. (laughing)
Who hoo hoo! There you are. – You ready to go? – Yeah. I have to pee. – Then you’re not ready to go. – Double cheeseburger, a large fry and a chocolate milkshake.
– [father] A double cheeseburger, a large fry
and a chocolate shake. – And can I also get a
couple of apple frit– – And a couple of apple fritters. – And you know what, give me a sundae too. – And a sundae too. (chomping) Nice! – I got sushi. – You can’t have sushi. – But you can.
– [father] I already ate. – Eat it! Slower. Yeah, that’s right. Can I get like one with the larger size. – Okay, scratch the 12, make it a 24. And can I also get– – Do they make like gravy that
they can put on the fries. Do they have any gravy?
– [father] Alright, this is weird, do you guys make gravy? Oh (censor beep)
– [mom] Ooo don’t curse in front of the baby. – Babies can’t hear what
I’m saying right now. – Um, yeah they can. (censor beeps) Stop!
(censor beep) Are you kidding me right now? I have to pee. Now try this one. – I don’t like this kind. – Just try it! – [Voiceover] As the baby head crowns, the vagina will experience
what some refer to as the ring of fire. – (sighs) Why did you make me watch this? – I don’t know. – I gotta pee. Wait, oh, oh, are they
still serving breakfast– – Are you still serving breakfast? – because I would really
like some pancakes. – Because she would
really like some pancakes. (horn) Sorry, I’m sorry. – Just hold on! Gees! Tell me how much you love it. – (sobbing) I love it so much. (coughing)
– Okay, I’m good. Thanks for that. I have to pee. (classical music through headphones) (rap music through headphones) Hey! (little farts with each step) (father laughing)
Stop, I can’t help it. – [father] Come on, it’s funny. – Can you believe it? – What? – In just a little bit there’s gonna be a real living baby here,
like a real, screaming, crying, pooping baby. – I know. And I can’t wait to meet her. Are you ready? – (laughing) No, are you? – I don’t think anybody ever really is. What do you think? – I think… I have to pee. – I love you babe. – [mom] I love you too. – You do? What’s your favorite album? Joshua Tree, Rattlin’
Hum, I really like Boy. – And the dad jokes begin. – Get used to it baby. – Baby’s gonna come out like a sailor. – Well, she was born of semen. – (imitates gun shot) Blah.

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  1. If I get pregnant I will make it listen to Gorillaz, Hamilton, Heathers, dear Evan Hansen, be more chill, les miz, vocaloid, anime ops, and bts and will watch all my fandoms so it can become fandom trash

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  4. as someone with tocophobia (fear of giving birth) this just feeds my fear tho i’m a virgin-

    IM NOT BEING A VIRGIN GOOD ENOUGH, I HAVE TO VIRGIN HARDER

  5. Putting headphones on the pregnant belly is not healthy /pleasant to the baby, an obstetrician told me! They can hear music played normally at a medium volume with no headphones.

  6. I never understood why pregnant women can’t have sushi, japanese women eat sushi when they are pregnant.

  7. Her:don’t curse in front of the baby

    Him: babies can’t hear anything

    Her:yes they can

    Him; ***************

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  9. Her being pregnat:I have to pee takes romote and pauses

    Me on a reagler bases: take the rumote everywear so my brother or sister wont take it

  10. This reminds me a story my mom told me:

    When she was pregnant with me, she went to the toilet and there was blood everywhere. At the time she thought that I had died in her womb so she immediately rushed to the hospital. Turns out nobody knew what caused the incident but good news was I'm still alive today.

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